The problems with GUYS:

The problems with GUYS:

If U TREAT him nicely, he says U are IN LOVE with him;
If U Don't, he says U are PROUD.
If U DRESS Nicely, he says U are trying to LURE him;
If U Don't, he says U are from KAMPUNG.
If U ARGUE with him, he says U are STUBBORN;
If U keep QUIET, he says U have no BRAINS.
If U are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;
If he's Smarter than U, he is GREAT.
If U don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS U;
If U Love him, he will try to LEAVE U.(very true huh?)
If U tell him your PROBLEM, he says U are TROUBLESOME;
If U don't, he says that U don't TRUST him.
If U SCOLD him, U are like a NANNY to him;
If he SCOLDS U, it is because he CARES for U.
If U BREAK your PROMISE, U Cannot be TRUSTED;
If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.
If U SMOKE, U are BAD girl;
If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMAN.!
If U do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;
If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.
If U HURT him, U are CRUEL;
If he HURTS U, U are too SENSITIVE!! & sooo hard to please!!!!!